Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?