How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
They just take things one stroke at a time.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?