Why can you never find the number nine?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?