What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do minions always put in their salads?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do golfers hate cake?