What's a cat's favorite color?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How did the mermaid call her friends?