What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?