Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a forklift?