Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are ET's eyes so big?