What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which computer won the talent show?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?