What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do you send a message in the forest?