Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
When do cows get tired?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?