Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How much money does a skunk have?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
