What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do hogs play so much football?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What condiment has wings?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?