My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of bird can write?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What are baby potatoes called?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What fish sings the best?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?