Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?