How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which animal is the most religious?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?