What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What do you call a Zen egg?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a dog in space?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?