What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?