Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do you get to Tooth Island?