What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
How does a polar bear build a house?
How long do chickens work?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call the dog magician?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do you make antifreeze?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
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