How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call an animal pop star?