What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?