Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?