Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are books always so angry?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the sailor lose his job?