Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What school subject really rocks?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?