Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do bees gossip?
How did the tree get lost?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How does dinner smell?
What game do cows play at parties?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What bird is always sad?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is the biggest ant in the world?