Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the salad say to its dad?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where do clowns go on vacation?