Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is summer always sad?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How is cat food sold?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a watch's eldest relative?