Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
When does a horse talk?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?