What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?