What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What are you studying in math?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?