Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the toad die?
What do they call pastors in Germany?