How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?