What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How does dinner smell?