Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which is the worst season?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What animal loves a baseball game?