Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?