Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do magicians score well in exams?