Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which fly makes films?