Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What are you studying in math?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?