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Comet cleans sinks.
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How do you make a bear really angry?
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What do cows say when you milk them?
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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
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What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do frogs get to work?