What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
I broke my finger!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?