Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the confused bee say?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the loudest sport?