Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What fairy loves to count?
How do you grill cheese?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?