What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?