What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?