What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do cats wear to work?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
It's allergy season again?