Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Do dads always snore?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?