Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a short cow?
Which state has the best streets?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?