Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do ducks have for lunch?