Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How was the wedding?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?